For most of the 20th Century, America has been known by the rest of the world as a country with a lot of money and power — but also some of the most uneducated idiots in the modern world.
But for a brief, wonderful, shining moment in our history between 1973 and 1986, those of us who were sitting in front of the television on Saturday mornings knew our multiplication tables through 12 X 12, knew the difference between a noun and a verb, knew the important events and battles of the American Revolution, and could recite the entire Preamble to the United States Constitution (with only a little quiet humming to ourselves to get started).
If you are of a “certain age”, then you already know that what I’m referring to is “Schoolhouse Rock“, the series of short animated songs that the ABC network ran between cartoons on Saturday morning and you’re thrilled and grateful that I took the time to post a few Schoolhouse Rock classics here on my blog for you to enjoy on Saturday morning and sing along with.
If you don’t remember the Schoolhouse Rock videos it’s probably because you’re not the right age to have seen them during the late 70s and early 80s and while you may have heard of them, or recognize a bit of the music here and there, you may still be wondering what the big deal is. However, if you grew up outside the United States (or were raised by wolves in the wilderness) and you’re wondering how all of the information listed above could be possessed by hundreds of thousands of 7 and 8 year olds hopped up on sugary breakfast cereal in 1978, then you are in for a treat.
Before I present these videos, I’d like to explain the title of this post. Bob Dorough is the musician who wrote and performed many of the Schoolhouse Rock tunes, and certainly some of the most memorable. I am ridiculously fortunate that Bob Dorough is not only still around, but lives in my area and performs around here regularly.
I’ve had the opportunity on a number of occasions to see him perform both his classic jazz songs (you may know “Devil May Care”, recorded by Diana Krall), and many of the songs he wrote for Schoolhouse Rock. I’ve also been lucky enough to meet Bob at a few of his shows and he’s just as hip and awesome as you’d expect the guy who played with greats like Charlie Parker and Miles Davis and then went on to write “Conjunction Junction” would be. Bob is still hip and still performing live at 85, and if you ever find out that he’s playing in your town, please go see him and tell him I said hello!
So here’s a trip down memory lane for some of us, and an introduction to Schoolhouse Rock for those of you who may have missed it the first time around.
We’ll begin with math and brush up on our 3 and 7 “times tables” (these are my two favorites, and both feature great vocal performances by Bob Dorough):
Now that your math skills are up to date, we can move on to History and courtesy of Schoolhouse Rock get our facts straight on American expansion and Manifest Destiny, and memorize the Preamble to the U.S. Constitution. These songs were written and performed by another Schoolhouse Rock regular, Lynn Ahrens):
Did you get the extra credit on the History test for knowing the Preamble? I’ll never forget my eighth grade class getting the giggles during a test when we saw the extra credit question, and then all started singing!
Moving on to Science, we’ll painlessly learn a few facts about the human body and the force of electricity:
I hope you’re having as much fun as I am learning all this stuff. And of course, you know I saved the best for last. If you’re not familiar at all with Schoolhouse Rock, I’d like to present you with the two most famous and enduring songs, “I’m Just a Bill” (written by Dave Frishberg) and “Conjunction Junction” (written by Bob Dorough), both performed by vocalist Jack Sheldon.
There are many, many more great Schoolhouse Rock songs, and if your favorite is not here, or if you’re new to Schoolhouse Rock and would like to see more, most of them are available on YouTube. Or you can just be a mega-geek like me and get the DVD, the CD Box Set, and the songbook!
Schoolhouse Rock has been so enduring over the years that it’s spawned a live musical which has toured the country and a “Junior” version of which is being performed in schools everywhere, a spiffy tribute album featuring artists like Blind Melon and Moby, and even a parody on the Simpsons about “An Amendment To Be” that is side-splittingly funny and features original Schoolhouse Rock vocalist Jack Sheldon.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to see if I can track down some more episodes of “Hong Kong Phooey” to make my Saturday morning nostalgia-fest complete!

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November 15, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Khyri
Falling into the “brought up in another country” category, I’m really only familiar with the more-famous last two you posted. Thanks for expanding my exposure.
jimsmuse sez: Glad to do it! Here’s one more for you, which is another of my favorites, and explains the reasons for our American Revolution, called “No More Kings“. My British friends claim that this is NOT what THEY learned in school, but it’s pretty darn silly!
November 15, 2008 at 2:24 pm
S. Le
Schoolhouse Rock is awesome!
jimsmuse sez: I completely agree. I hope you and the other commenters will let me know which Schoolhouse Rock song is your favorite — I love them all and I can never decide!
November 15, 2008 at 6:48 pm
tammyr
I once sang the preamble song to my class of college seniors because I couldn’t believe that they didn’t know the preamble to the constitution. I bought the videos and then the dvd set for my girls who love them-their favorite being Lolly Lolly Lolly.
I can’t believe you’ve met the man responsible for Conjunction Junction! That is too cool. That’s the best-followed shortly by I’m Just A Bill…
jimsmuse sez: I’m glad there are people like you to pass these songs down to the next generation — to this day, I can’t do multiplication in my head without thinking of Schoolhouse Rock! It really was an honor meeting Bob Dorough. He’s a laid back guy who is originally from Arkansas, and even after meeting a million people like me, he still doesn’t seem to know that he’s a cultural icon!
November 15, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Hayden Tompkins
That’s HILARIOUS. I’m not old enough for School House Rock, but I am old enough to realize that the kid in the ‘bill’ song sounds like Arthur from “The Sword in the Stone”.
Awesome.
jimsmuse sez: I hoped you enjoyed them, Hayden, and I’m glad to give you a primer on Schoolhouse Rock. As far as I’m concerned, these songs are as important a part of our cultural history as The Marx Brothers and Frank Sinatra. These songs have stood the test of time so far, and they accomplish the goal of teaching kids without being boring or ever talking down to them with a lot of style. (The “Sword in the Stone” — 1963? Disney? That’s a great one!)
November 15, 2008 at 8:14 pm
pannonica
I made up some new titles for the Grammar Rock 2.0:
• Conjunction Compunction
• Syntax Thumbtacks
• Agreement Bereavement
• Adjectival Survival
• Pronoun Throwdown
• Adverbal Curveball
• Preposition Imposition
• Interjection Imperfection
• Perturbed Verbs
jimsmuse sez: These are hilarious!
November 16, 2008 at 11:08 am
planetross
I remember the last 2 and hum them from time to time, although I’ve forgotten most of the words other than the titles.
I always liked the Saturday Morning Line Up Preview shows that came out in September on NBC, CBS, and ABC. It was almost as good as the Christmas catalogue to get me dreaming.
jimsmuse sez: I do remember those preview specials! They’d always have some b-list celebrity guest showing clips of the shows that were coming up and made it all seem so exciting!
And as long as we’re reminiscing about Saturday morning TV, am I the only one who remembers “Time for Timer”? If that doesn’t ring a bell, you can see him HERE. I’m not sure exactly what Timer was, but I sure did love it when he sang, “When my ten gallon hat is feeling five gallons flat, I hanker for a hunk of cheese!”
November 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm
curlywurlygurly
yes, yes, i watched a bit of shr as a kid…but i was a bit young to fully appreciate the genius.
i do recall the ‘hanker for a hunk of, a slab, a slice, a chunk of…cheese.’ thing too! husban-dito and i still sing that one every once in a while…
i guess i was just too blissed out from watching THE MAGIC GARDEN (best show of ALL time). i know it was only for ‘locals’ in the nyc metro area…but it was THE BEST. i’m telling you–THE BEST.
jimsmuse sez: My reponse is…see the next post. “The Magic Garden” was too important to me to say “Yeah, I remember it” and then move on.
November 16, 2008 at 7:59 pm
curlywurlygurly
i posted (briefly) about TMG when i first started blogging. no one knew what i was talking about.
http://curlywurlygurly.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/favorite-television-shows-of-days-yore/
jimsmuse sez: Silver Spoons?!? Yeesh! I am with you 100% on the Magic Garden, though. Let me finish my research and find a few clips and put up a post so we can relive our childhoods!
November 16, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Susan
I am sad that I have no pictures of me in my “Suffrage” costume from whatever Halloween that was (1995?)…but I believe you painted the star on the blue shirt?
And I’m eagerly awaiting The Magic Garden post. I loved that show beyond words. It’s weird to live in the Midwest now with people who have no idea what it is.
jimsmuse sez: I am loving all your comments and Facebook pix reminding me of what great Halloweens we used to have! I remember painting that star very well, and I’m sorry you don’t have pictures as you were a dead ringer for the gal in the “Suffering until Suffrage” video! “Magic Garden” post is on the way!
November 17, 2008 at 8:13 pm
S. Le
I like Conjunction Junction awfully well.
jimsmuse sez: I think if you took a survey, that one would definitely be the most popular. But because I’m such a ditherer and I think they’re all so great, I can never pick a favorite!